What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Maybe leave out

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?